Deedleedee

I've got a lovely bunch of Great Horned Owls! Here they are all standing in a row:

Big ones, small ones, all that sit on your head

Wait, you are confused?

Northern Saw Whet Owl

You do not see the resemblance?

The Great Horned Owl

Perhaps this will help:

PEEKABOO

This weekend I shall have to stalk Bead Paradise for some real eyes and actually finish knitting the decreases and sewing in my loose ends.

Knitting in Classes

I used to get to class a few minutes early and get a few rows in before the professor arrived and the intellectual excitement started. It was motivation to get to class early and it gave me small knitting breaks throughout the day. Even though I have just enough brain capacity to knit and listen at the same time, I always tucked it away to be polite to the speaker, who I assumed was a non-knitter and wouldn't understand that I wasn't ignoring their lecture.

Then I started knitting through the opening announcements...


...through the extra-curricular lectures I attended for my own edification and edumacation...


....through my Calvin and Hobbes Exco...


...through the lectures of the class I was auditing...


....and now I knit with wild abandon through every class that I can.


I have discovered it can help me pay attention during lecture, especially a lecture that doesn't require me to take a lot of notes but requires a lot of listening. I work on my dummy knitting, usually a sock, and it keeps my hands occupied and my body still so my brain stops roaming and focuses on the discussion at hand. I have yet to encounter a professor that takes offense, and I find the risk of unintentional rudeness is a worthwhile trade-off for the heightened engagement.

This week during classes I have finished the first of a pair of socks for my weaving teacher, who does not knit but loves handknit socks.

Online superwash sockyarn, size 2.25 mm needles, size 10 feet

For this pair of socks, I am trying to get over my subconscious fear of long cuffs and learn how to execute the short row heel. I love how the red and white has striped up. It makes for a particularly groovy toe.

Yes, I am easily entertained.

I am currently working on the cuff of its companion,

Seen here on a date with Louie, who likes hiking, skiing, and befriending burnt popcorn.

but have temporarily abandoned it for some fuzzy brown owl butts.

It'll make more visual sense once I knit the rest the owls, promise.

BRAIN CRAMP

You know bio lab has beaten your brain when you point to the turtle skeleton and identify the femur bone as a lamprey, which is in fact an aquatic parasite that sort of resembles an eel with spiral teeth.

IN BIO LAB, LAMPREY DISSECT YOU
The lamprey is a vertebrate in the class agnatha, the jawless vertebrates, and is studied as a model for the first vertebrates that arose in the Cambrian. It uses its teeth made of keretin to drill into fish, where it latches on and sucks their blood.

The only cure is a plain stockinette sock and hot chocolate.

Project: Tofutsies of the Sea Socks
Yarn: Tofutsies
Needles: 2.25 mm
Hot Chocolate: not pictured

Out of Context

Today's Out of Context knitting quote:

"I think I like his butt better than I like his face."